Senior Urine Test
My urologist’s office called
the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done
over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the scheduled
teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test.
This was to avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctors tell you
to get at Quest Diagnostics, and because they're shutdown too.
Simply go outside and pee in the front yard.
If ant's gather: DIABETES.
If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE
If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL
If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS
If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: ALZHEIMERS
Hope you can remember your
diagnosis so the doctor can prescribe a pill to fix it!
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Mark
Mark Sztanyo (Stăn’yō), PCN Dir & HL
Editor
Pilot Communication
Net from Aug 2009
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