Funny Christmas Video Moments
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From: Tom Kenna
Date: 11/26/2019 10:35:12 AM
Bcc: misc.pcn@gmail.com
Subject: Fwd: Saturday morning smiles........Old is
when..
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two
drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, 'I'm on
this cruise to celebrate my 90th birthday and it's today....'
The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a
drink. In fact, this one is on me.'
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would
like to buy you a drink, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two
drops of water.'
'Coming up,' says the bartender.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to
buy you one, too..'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with
two drops of water.'
'Coming right up,' the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity.
Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how
to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other
issue.’
'OLD' IS WHEN...Your sweetie says,
'Let's go upstairs and make love,'
and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens
the garage door.
'OLD' IS WHEN...Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN.....'Getting a little action' means you don't need to
take any fiber today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND 'OLD' IS WHEN..You are not sure these are jokes.
and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens
the garage door.
'OLD' IS WHEN...Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN.....'Getting a little action' means you don't need to
take any fiber today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...An 'all-nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND 'OLD' IS WHEN..You are not sure these are jokes.
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