From: David Bina dbina@comcast.net
To: David Bina <dbina@comcast.net>
Sent: Fri, Dec 19, 2014 8:22 am
Subject: Military Rules ~ unwritten.
To: David Bina <dbina@comcast.net>
Sent: Fri, Dec 19, 2014 8:22 am
Subject: Military Rules ~ unwritten.
Marine Corps Rules:
1. Be
courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a '4.'
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary. When possible, protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years, nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot..
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a '4.'
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary. When possible, protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years, nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot..
Navy SEAL Rules:
1. Look very cool
in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing in sight.
3. Adjust Speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.
US Army Rangers' Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
US Army Rules:
2. Kill every living thing in sight.
3. Adjust Speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.
US Army Rangers' Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
US Army Rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.
US Air Force Rules:
1. Have a
cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?'
5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point presentation.
6. Wine and dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD and defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?'
5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point presentation.
6. Wine and dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD and defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
10. Make sure the base
is as far as possible from the conflict, but close enough to have tax
exemption.
11 Always have ICE CREAM
11 Always have ICE CREAM
US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines
Go Navy!
U.S. Navy Directive 16134 (Inappropriate T-Shirts)
The following directive
was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the
Middle East .
To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref: ComMidEast
For Inst 16134//24 K
All commanders promulgate upon receipt:
All commanders promulgate upon receipt:
The following T-shirts
are no longer to be worn, on or off base, by any military, or civilian
personnel, serving in the Middle East:
1. 'Eat Pork or Die'
[Both English and Arabic versions]
1. 'Eat Pork or Die'
[Both English and Arabic versions]
2. 'Shrine
Busters'
[Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]
[Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]
3. 'Goat -
it isn't just for breakfast any more.'
[Both English and Arabic versions]
[Both English and Arabic versions]
4. 'The road to
Paradise begins with me.'
[Mostly Arabic
versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.]
5. 'Guns don't
kill people. I kill people.'
6. 'Pork.
The other white meat.'
7. 'Infidel'
The above T-shirts are to
be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive.
In addition, the
following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:
1. 'Islamic
Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily.’
2. 'Do we
really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?'
All commands are
instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.
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From: David Bina dbina@comcast.net
To: David Bina <dbina@comcast.net>
Sent: Mon, Dec 22, 2014 10:21 am
Subject: Airport Full Body Scans
To: David Bina <dbina@comcast.net>
Sent: Mon, Dec 22, 2014 10:21 am
Subject: Airport Full Body Scans
FULL BODY SCANS AT
AIRPORTS:
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CATSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
Thought you'd like to know.
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From: Wbrindell@aol.com
Sent: 12/19/2014 11:33:34 A.M. Central Standard Time
Subj: Fwd: Stewardess Application
Sent: 12/19/2014 11:33:34 A.M. Central Standard Time
Subj: Fwd: Stewardess Application
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From: Mike Harr
Date: 12/31/2014 8:54:11 AM
To: Mike Harr
Subject: Great Video for the New Year
Words to keep in mind for the
new year. Hope all make it a great one,
Mike
http://biggeekdad.com/2011/01/happy-new-year/#.VKP3QMhoGWo.email~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Full post disclaimer in left column. PCN Home Page is located at: http://pcn.homestead.com/home01.html
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