Some father
humor:
The Joy Ride
Bob was 16 and finally got hold of
his driver's license. In order to celebrate the special day, the whole family
went out to the driveway and climbed into the car to enjoy his first official
drive. However, dad went to the back seat, where he sat right behind his boy.
When Bob saw his dad he said "Dad, you must be fed up of the front seat
after teaching me how to drive all these days Right?" "Nope!",
came the quick reply from the dad. "I'm going to sit back here and kick
the back of your seat while you drive, just like you've been doing to me for
the last sixteen years!"
Magic Penny
After putting their three-year-old
child Brian in bed, his parents heard muffled sobs coming from his room one
night. Rushing back in, they found that the child was crying hysterically when
he saw them. He told his parents that he had accidentally swallowed a penny and
was sure that he would die now. The father, in an attempt to sober him down,
took out a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it out from Brian's ear.
The child was really thrilled and stopped crying at once. In a flash, he
snatched the penny from his dad's hand, swallowed it, and then cheerfully
demanded, "Do it again, Dad!"
Long-haired David
After getting his driving license,
David visited home during vacation and asked his dad for the family car. His
dad agreed, but put forwarded three conditions - good grades in school, a neat
room and a decent haircut. After several months, David came home again. He had
followed the three things that he had promised his dad, except getting his hair
cut. When the father saw that his son had disobeyed him, he asked for an
explanation. David smartly said, "Hey dad, even Jesus had long hair."
His Father was not someone to be taken for a ride and smilingly replied,
"Yes, son, you're absolutely right. And Jesus also walked everywhere he
went."
Who's the Boss?
While having their evening dinner
together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're
the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it and
confidently replied, "Yes my little princess." The girl then
continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"
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