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An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by
mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot
of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him
says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only
fair, given that you are blind,
that you should know
five things:
1. The
bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The
bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a
6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The
woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The
lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna
tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and
mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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Mark
Mark Sztanyo (Stăn’yō), PCN Dir & HL
Editor
Pilot Communication Net from Aug 2009
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