This one’s been around but I
think you’ll still enjoy it…………
From: Charlie Brown
Date: 07/11/15 09:40:01
The good old days"
Subject: Fwd: A bored retired airline
Subject: Fwd: A bored retired airline
We have a cockpit mock-up in a walk-in closet in
our house.
When I mention to my wife that I miss flying,
she puts me in the mock-up around bed time for 8 hours.
She has a chair in the closet, puts on the
vacuum cleaner on the chair to simulate cockpit air noise, has a dim nite-lite
to simulate cockpit lighting, serves luke-warm chicken with cold vegetables on
a tray.
When I get sleepy and attempt to doze off, she
knocks twice loudly on the door to simulate the Flight Attendant entering the
cockpit.
Then after 6 hours she turns on a flood light
directly in front of me to simulate the sun coming up when heading Westbound at
5:00 am.
I then get a cup of coffee that has been in the
coffee maker all night.
Finally she lets me out and I have to get in the
back seat of her car while she runs morning errands to simulate the bus ride to
the hotel.
When we get home I tell her I am ready for bed,
the bedroom door is locked for an hour to simulate the hotel rooms not being
ready.
When I promise to never "complain"
again about being retired, I am allowed to enjoy my "layover" and go
to bed.
Oh....and one more thing, she talks to her
friends loudly outside the bedroom door on the phone to simulate the hotel
maids chattering in the hall in some foreign language.
After two hours of sleep she calls the phone
next to the bed from her cell and says "This is crew scheduling and we
have a reroute for you. Do you have something to write with?"
No, I guess I really don't miss it after all .
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From: T J
Date: 6/20/2015 11:04:41 PM
Subject: Airplane aerobatics are hilarious
You
have to watch this, it will put a smile on your face at the very least.
Try not to laugh
along!
She MAY be saying "encore"!
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