From: George
Date: 4/27/2015 3:48:32 PM
Subject: Drinking and flying!!
Drinking
and flying!!
A man was
walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and
shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took
out his wallet, extracted fifty dollars and asked, "If I give
you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I
had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will
you spend this on flying airplanes instead of
food?" the man asked.
"Are you
NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't flown in over 20 years!"
"Well,"
said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going
to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless
man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
The man replied,
"That's okay. It’s important for her to see what happens to a
man after giving up drinking and flying!”
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Clever signage:
Sign
over a Gynecologist's
Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband
fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber."
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