From: Michael Magon
Date: 2/22/2014 7:46:00 PM
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Flying!!
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York.
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.
So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!"
Silence followed.
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York.
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.
So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!"
Silence followed.
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger
yelled.......
"For the luvva Jaysus......you should see the back of mine."
"For the luvva Jaysus......you should see the back of mine."
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From: David L. Roberts
Date: 2/23/2014 5:30:21 PM
Subject: Wal-Mart Airlines....Update
Just when you thought you were safe from the
Wal Martians....guess again.
WELCOME ABOARD
"WALMART AIRLINES"..
What in Hell is that
Seatbelt Trying to
Protect Anyway???
Protect Anyway???
"They're paid for and I want everyone to
appreciate them!"
appreciate them!"
Somehow I ALWAYS
manage to sit next to this
person when I fly home!!
person when I fly home!!
OOOHHHHHHHHHH
MY G A W W W W W W W D!!!!!!
Words
Just Fail me ! ! !
HOW LONG WAS HIS FLIGHT DELAYED??????
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Now for a
sober thought!
From: GC
Date: 2/22/2014 11:59:58 AM
Subject: Those who work in D.C. when government offices
close for a"snow day"
Those who work in D.C. when government
offices close for a"snow day"
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