This one is from my
sis:
The nurse asked me how much I weighed. I told
her 135 pounds. Then she weighed me and the scale said 160.She asked me how tall I was. I said, "5 feet, 5 inches." She measured me and I was only 5 feet, 3 inches.
So she took my blood pressure and told me it was high.
"Of course it's high," I said. "When I came in here I was tall and slender. Now I'm short and fat
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