From: dave wall
Date: 6/21/2012 12:03:40 PM
Subject: WHY DOGS BITE
PEOPLE
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No Sunday Paper !
This is dedicated to all
of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who
will become seniors.
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"
The irate customer
calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition
was.
"Madam", said
the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not
delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".
There was quite a long
pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she
was heard to mutter . . .
"Well, sh#t, that
explains why no one was at church either.
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