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Saturday, July 31, 2021

Humor / Sobering / Fun - HL 330 (2)

Tony P    apapandrea@cfl.rr.com

This one reminded me of the time I was flying F/O on a DC-9 (a long time ago). I wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes when we landed in DCA. I unknowingly walked up to a booth to get change for a $20 only to discover (too late) that the booth was for flight insurance. I sure hoped that none of the passengers on our outgoing flight noticed me - in full uniform handing a 20 to the attendant.  

Tony P

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A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.  

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.                  

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy   would like to stretch his legs.'

 



Picture this:  

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!  

True story... Have a great day and remember...                   
THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.                  
A day without laughter is a day wasted!

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