IT HAS COME TO THIS
1.
The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm
just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.
3. 2019: Stay away from negative people.
2020: Stay away from positive people.
4. The world has turned upside down. Old
folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay
indoors!
5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her
dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into
my house and told my cat. We laughed a lot.
6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make
sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we
just keep washing our hands?
8. This virus has done what no woman has been able to
do. Cancel sports, shut down all bars & keep men at home!
9. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn't touch him/her
with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
10. I need to practice social-distancing from the
refrigerator.
11. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the
Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.
12. Appropriate analogy. "The curve is flattening
so we can start lifting restrictions now” is like saying “The parachute has
slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now.”
13. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would
go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & asking for money.
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From: jjfitz167@gmail.com
Subject: Complete and finished
No dictionary has ever been able to satisfactorily define
the difference between "complete" and "finished.”However, during
a recent linguistic conference, held in London, England, and attended by some
of the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese linguist,
was the presenter when he was asked to make that very distinction. The question
put to him by a colleague in the erudite audience was this: “Some say there is
no difference between ‘complete’ and ‘finished.’ Please explain the difference
in a way that is easy to understand.”
Mr. Balgobin’s response: “When you marry the right woman,
you are ‘complete.’
If you marry the wrong woman, you are ‘finished.’
And, if the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are "Completely Finished!”
His answer received a five minute standing ovation.
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Strong
language warning, but that aside it is a
funny FA demo.
Tony P apapandrea@cfl.rr.com
The
Magic of Flight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYAq-7sOzXQ
This one is a good one if you haven’t seen it. Made me laugh. Mark
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Mark
Mark Sztanyo (Stăn’yō), PCN Dir & HL
Editor
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