Humor / Sobering / Fun - HL 286 (3)

From: Ray Dahl

Date: 1/18/2018 8:50:30 PM

To: Undisclosed-Recipient:,

Subject: AVIATION: 6-year old Captain

A  5 year 11 month old is allowed to meet an Etihad Airways pilot during his flight...See what happens next.. (Trusted source, safe to open...rd)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62LWLJGFXko

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From: Ernest Wells ewells47@surewest.net
To: Ernest Wells <ewells47@surewest.net>
Sent: Thu, Jan 25, 2018 10:00 AM
Subject: GOOD ONE: How to handle Belligerence

As a side note, Airline Gate Agents is one of the most abused careers, I witnessed it often.

    

This is one of the best you will ever read!!  What a spunky gal! - Margaret

 O YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?     

     

This happened at a New York Airport .

This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl.

     

An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny,

while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.    

     

A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled.

A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly,  an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.

He slapped his ticket on the counter and said,

     

"I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."    

     

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you,

but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."    

     

The passenger was unimpressed.

     

He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear,

     

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"  

     

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone.   

"May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal..    

 “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity,

please come to Gate 14."  

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,  the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!" Without flinching, she smiled and said,

"I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too"

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