Humor / Sobering / Fun - HL 255 (2)

From: jamesknez@hotmail.com
Sent: 6/5/2016 7:07:35 P.M. Central Daylight Time
Subj:  4 MEXICANS IN A ROW BOAT

        Something to think about.  The terrorists claiming to be Muslims think the same way.

           4 MEXICANS IN A ROW BOAT ~

The Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft.

Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the U.S. during the 1800's."

 The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter. When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-speaker and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four.   The other 26 million are already there!"

Nobody on the destroyer laughed.

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From: George

Date: 5/28/2016 8:32:16 AM

Subject: Political Correctness, per Harry S. Truman

Subject: Political Correctness, per Harry S. Truman: 

 a old but yet still correct definition…...
 
What is meant by the modern term referred to as ‘POLITICAL CORRECTNESS’..
The definition is found in 4 telegrams at the Truman Library and Museum in Independence, Missouri. The following are copies of four telegrams between President Harry Truman and Gen Douglas MacArthur on the day before the actual signing of the WWII Surrender Agreement in September 1945..  The contents of
those four telegrams below are exactly as received at the end of the war - not a word has been added or deleted!

 
(1) Tokyo, Japan
0800-September 1,1945
To: President Harry S Truman 
From: General D A MacArthur
     Tomorrow we meet with those yellow-bellied bastards and sign the Surrender
Documents, any last minute instructions?
 
(2) Washington, D C
1300-September 1, 1945
To: D A MacArthur
From: H S Truman 
     Congratulations, job well done, but you must tone down your obvious dislike
of the Japanese when discussing the terms of the surrender with the press, because
some of your remarks are fundamentally not politically correct!
 
(3) Tokyo, Japan 
1630-September 1, 1945
To: H S Truman
From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz
     Wilco Sir, but both Chester and I are somewhat confused, exactly what does
the term politically correct mean?
 
(4) Washington, D C
2120-September 1, 1945
To: D A MacArthur/C H Nimitz
From: H S Truman
     Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical
minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the
proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end!

Now, with special thanks to the Truman Museum and Harry himself, 

you and I finally have a full understanding of what ‘POLITICAL CORRECTNESS’ really means.....

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the U.S. during the 1800's."

 The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter. When the Captain finally catches his breath, he gets back on the loud-speaker and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four.   The other 26 million are already there!"

Nobody on the destroyer laughed.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

From: George

Date: 5/28/2016 8:32:16 AM

Subject: Political Correctness, per Harry S. Truman

Subject: Political Correctness, per Harry S. Truman: 

 a old but yet still correct definition…...
 
What is meant by the modern term referred to as ‘POLITICAL CORRECTNESS’..
The definition is found in 4 telegrams at the Truman Library and Museum in Independence, Missouri. The following are copies of four telegrams between President Harry Truman and Gen Douglas MacArthur on the day before the actual signing of the WWII Surrender Agreement in September 1945..  The contents of
those four telegrams below are exactly as received at the end of the war - not a word has been added or deleted!

 
(1) Tokyo, Japan
0800-September 1,1945
To: President Harry S Truman 
From: General D A MacArthur
     Tomorrow we meet with those yellow-bellied bastards and sign the Surrender
Documents, any last minute instructions?
 
(2) Washington, D C
1300-September 1, 1945
To: D A MacArthur
From: H S Truman 
     Congratulations, job well done, but you must tone down your obvious dislike
of the Japanese when discussing the terms of the surrender with the press, because
some of your remarks are fundamentally not politically correct!
 
(3) Tokyo, Japan 
1630-September 1, 1945
To: H S Truman
From: D A MacArthur and C H Nimitz
     Wilco Sir, but both Chester and I are somewhat confused, exactly what does
the term politically correct mean?
 
(4) Washington, D C
2120-September 1, 1945
To: D A MacArthur/C H Nimitz
From: H S Truman
     Political Correctness is a doctrine, recently fostered by a delusional, illogical
minority and promoted by a sick mainstream media, which holds forth the
proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end!

Now, with special thanks to the Truman Museum and Harry himself, 

you and I finally have a full understanding of what ‘POLITICAL CORRECTNESS’ really means.....

 


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