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Sunday, November 2, 2014

Humor / Sobering / Fun - HL 219 (2)



Date: 11/2/2014 4:29:41 PM
Subject: Fwd: Rules for Airline Pilots "Over 60"

 NEW RULES FOR AIRLINE PILOTS OVER AGE SIXTY
The change that allows airline pilots to continue flying past age 60 has generated some interesting discussion. The following rules for 'older ' pilots were recently proposed at several major airlines:

1.  All pants must fit and not be up in your armpits.
2.  You must walk without shuffling your feet.
3.  No Depends on the flight deck.
4.  When using a toothpick, you must leave your teeth in your 
     mouth.
5.  If you need more than tri-focals, you are DONE! (period!)
6.  No pictures of great-great-grandchildren.
7.  Anytime you call the other guy "Sonny", he can hit you.
8.  Never, ever mention AARP.
9.  When in a restaurant with your crew, don't request the   
    senior discount.
10. When checking into the overnight hotel, don't ask if the 
    exercise room has shuffleboard.

 and finally,
 11. No more messing with flight attendants! (You could have afforded to retire at 60 if you hadn't messed around earlier).

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From: George
Date: 10/28/2014 9:40:43 AM
Subject: Our kind of girl!!

Our kind of girl!!

Interview with 101 year old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky ...
 

"For better digestion I drink beer, in the case of appetite loss I drink white wine, in the case of low blood pressure I drink red wine,
in the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch, and when I have a cold I drink schnapps."
 When asked when she drinks water, she replied,

"I've never been that sick!"
 



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