From: DWSkjerven@aol.com
Date: 11/2/2014 4:29:41 PM
Subject: Fwd: Rules for Airline Pilots "Over
60"
NEW RULES FOR AIRLINE PILOTS OVER AGE SIXTY
The change that allows airline
pilots to continue flying past age 60 has generated some interesting
discussion. The following rules for 'older ' pilots were recently proposed at
several major airlines:
1. All pants must fit and
not be up in your armpits.
2. You must walk without
shuffling your feet.
3. No Depends on the flight
deck.
4. When using a toothpick,
you must leave your teeth in your
mouth.
5. If you need more than
tri-focals, you are DONE! (period!)
6. No pictures of
great-great-grandchildren.
7. Anytime you call the
other guy "Sonny", he can hit you.
8. Never, ever mention
AARP.
9. When in a restaurant
with your crew, don't request the
senior discount.
10. When checking into the overnight
hotel, don't ask if the
exercise room has shuffleboard.
and finally,
11.
No more messing with flight attendants! (You could have afforded to retire at
60 if you hadn't messed around earlier).
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From: George
Date: 10/28/2014 9:40:43 AM
Subject: Our kind of girl!!
Our kind of girl!!
Interview
with 101 year old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky ...
"For better digestion I drink beer, in the case of
appetite loss I drink white wine, in the case of low blood pressure I drink red
wine,
in the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch, and when I
have a cold I drink schnapps."
When asked when she drinks water, she
replied,
"I've never been that sick!"
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