Very
Sobering Public Service Announcement that all phone drivers should watch:
From: Doug Pryce
Date: 9/24/2014 9:31:37 AM
Subject: Public safety announcement.
Make your
kids (grandkids) watch this. A minute and a half could save a life.
A Hong Kong movie theater asks its patrons to leave their cellphones ON when they enter the movie. Using that, Volkswagen made an eye opening ad...
A Hong Kong movie theater asks its patrons to leave their cellphones ON when they enter the movie. Using that, Volkswagen made an eye opening ad...
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Date: 9/26/2014 12:41:10 PM
Subject: Confucius Observations
Confucius
Say:
OK to
let a fool kiss you,
But
not OK to let a kiss fool you.
Confucius
Say:
Kiss
is merely shopping upstairs
For
real merchandise downstairs.
Confucius
Say:
Better
to lose a lover
Than
love a loser.
Confucius
Say:
Man
with broken condom
Often
called Daddy
Confucius
Say:
Drunken
man's words
Often
sober man's thoughts.
Confucius
Say:
Marriage
is same as bank account.
You
put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Confucius
Say:
Viagra
just like Disneyland...
One
hour wait for two-minute ride.
Confucius
Say:
Much
better to want the mate you do not have
Than
to have the mate you do not want.
Confucius
Say:
Joke
is just like sex...
Neither
any good if you don't get it.
On The Green Side
George
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I don’t think FA’s at Delta will be doing
this anytime soon!
Subject:
VietJet
Article
Vidoe
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Stop laughing,we
are all seniors
Garage Door. The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing
his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said,
'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told
her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up.
He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door
was open, did you see my Jaguar parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires..
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'
Garage Door. The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing
his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said,
'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told
her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up.
He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door
was open, did you see my Jaguar parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires..
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'
Morris , an 82 year-old
man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'
One more. . ..!
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
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