From: David woodworth
Date: 07/07/14 11:40:38
To:
Subject: Fwd: A knock at the door.......
THIS IS WAY TOO GOOD
There was a knock on the door
this past
Saturday morning.
I opened it to
find a young,
well-dressed man
standing there who said,
"Hello sir,
I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
""Hello,"
I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a
fresh cup of coffee and asked,
"What do
you want to talk about?"
He said,
"Beats the heck out of me,
nobody ever let
me in before."
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A bit earthy but I think there is
a laugh or two here!
From: robert moser
Date: 7/5/2014 5:52:11 PM
To: Subject: Fwd: WISDOM WITH AGE
As I have grown older:
I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but
pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
Condoms dont guarantee safe sex anymore &.. a friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the womans husband.
Lance Armstrong
I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone
has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour
de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my
bike.
Drive By
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didnt take my
TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick b@st#rd!
The Agony of Aging
On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped
in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe
polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're
supposed to turn your clock back".
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