The 4th July Picnic
A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at Albuquerque's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter.'This baked ham is really delicious,' the priest teased the rabbi. 'You really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden. You don't know what you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs Warren's prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?'
The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, 'At your wedding.'
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From: robert moser
Date: 6/27/2014 9:54:29 AM
To:
Subject: Fwd: Tolerance
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
----- More Canadian Tolerance
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of
Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:
"I am truly perplexed
that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I
think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of
their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to
promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose
that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting
tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would
be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other a topless bar called "You
Mecca Me Hot."
Next door should be a butcher
shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork
restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs."
Across the street there could
be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy
mannequins in the window modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop
there would be room for an adult sex toy shop , "Koranal Knowledge,"
its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called
"Morehammered."
All of this would encourage
Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue
would not be a problem for others."
Yes, we should promote
tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.
And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either
past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to
bed! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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