Humor / Sobering / Fun - HL 191 (3)

From: George Chaudoin

Date: 11/18/2013 10:56:58 AM

Subject: drive around Boston

 

You have to try it!!

On The Green Side

George

Just in case ou have forgotten how it is to drive in Boston and vicinity, Or have never tried it, this video and song are for you.
 
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JMqVLVi1Zpk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJMqVLVi1Zpk

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From: dave wall

Date: 11/20/2013 11:42:01 AM

To: Marksztanyo

Subject: The Pilot and the Priest

The Pilot and the Priest 

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.

Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. 

Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, 'Who are you,

so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven ? ' 

The guy replies, 'I'm Jim, retired Southwest Airline pilot from Houston.' 

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the pilot,

'Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom.'

So Captain Jim goes into Heaven with his robe and staff. 

Next, it's the priest's turn. He stands erect and booms out,

'I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years.' 

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the priest,

'Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom. 

'Just a minute,' says the good father.

'That man was a pilot and he gets a silken robe and golden staff

and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be? 

'Up here - we go by results,' says Saint Peter.

'When you preached - people slept. When he flew, people prayed...'

 

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