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From: Moser
Date: 11/17/2013 1:01:45
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Subject: Fwd: Apolitical Aphorisms.
If
God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
~Jay Leno~
The problem with political jokes is they get
elected.
~Henry Cate, VII~
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to
public office
~Aesop~
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these
State of the Union speeches,
there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
~Will Rogers~
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to
build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev~
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could
become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
~Clarence Darrow~
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go
into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
~Author unknown~
Politicians are people who, when they see light at
the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the
poor and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer~
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop
telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life
for his country.
~ Tex Guinan~
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too
serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle~
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city,
it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson~
There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there
is open season on senators.
~Will Rogers~
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