Get Giggling for Father's
Day!
Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.
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Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
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A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“ …Which bus would I take home?”
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One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. The little girl continued "That's because Mummy put you in charge, right?"
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My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!
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Do fathers always snore?
No - only when they are asleep!
Fathers Day Quotes:
Father’s Day Video:
A father is...
Respected because he gives his children leadership,
Appreciated because he gives his children care,
Valued because he gives his children time,
Loved because he gives his children the one thing
they treasure most - himself.
Respected because he gives his children leadership,
Appreciated because he gives his children care,
Valued because he gives his children time,
Loved because he gives his children the one thing
they treasure most - himself.
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