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From: David L. Roberts
Date: 8/26/2012 3:36:08 PM
Cc: Sztanyo Mark
Subject: Re:
- ANOTHER CLASSIC STORY -
A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN RE-WORD
A
pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
A
Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun
wedding: A case of wife or death.
I
used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Corduroy
pillows are making headlines.
Sea
captains don't like crew cuts.
A
successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time
flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Without
geometry, life is pointless.
A
man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon
vu -- same mustard as before.
When
two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
What's
the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
In
democracy your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.
If
you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
When
a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The
man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You
feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local
Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
He
often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every
calendar's days are numbered.
A
lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.
A
boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
The
short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Those
who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Bakers
trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Acupuncture
is a jab well done.
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Bringing 'em
home. I'll do it for free....wait a minute, I'm almost doing it for free right
now....... Mark
Enjoy these moving re-unions, it’s what keeps me going:
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